Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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