he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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