your room smells of hookers.
And success
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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