i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's blow job season.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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