we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize