i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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