Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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