can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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