I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
They took my balls.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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