even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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