I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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