Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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