your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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