I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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