It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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