fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
