lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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