How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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