I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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