You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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