Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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