people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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