just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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