Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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