tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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