Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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