it's too hot outside to masturbate.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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