just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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