Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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