She said her name was "party"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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