U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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