Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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