super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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