physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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