how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Bring me that man meat
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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