is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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