i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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