Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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