so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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