lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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