Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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