the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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