The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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