Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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