Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i was born a porn star she said
someone owes me an orgasm
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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