Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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