What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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