haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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