Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
When are your genitals available?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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