I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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