He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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