it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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