You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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