Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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