He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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